Our friends on
UFO hunters love to talk about "trace evidence" to prove the existence of UFO's and other unexplained phenomena. Makes sense coming from a culture that is fraught with scientists and their beloved scientific method. Well man of science, here is some trace evidence for you:

Oh that's right...it is just a spider bite. Or is it evidence of an
alien abduction? That is my right arm you are looking at and that is most likely a star map given to me for future reference. It is the only thing that makes sense.
1 comment:
Matt. I saw a movie called Paranormal Activity. Your "bite" resembles something a demon spirit left on the leading lady's back in that movie. We should talk about it.
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